Well, another fastinating statement by cutting edge, future Nobel Peace Prize winner Lindsay Lohan has been release. The story from around the web, goes like this:
Lindsay Lohan’s Fully Adequite Blackberry Manifesto
Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.
I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help.
Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people.
Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.
People are just mean.
I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion.
Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career.
Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say.
Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point.
I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them.
Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing.
Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out.
Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask.
If we just ASK.
I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone.
I’m willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to ‘these people’ trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I’ve gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life.
Its enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change.
For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I’ve lost in the recent days, years, months.
I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak.
Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing.
Just ask them, it doesn’t hurt to ask.
So let’s start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I’m doing it either way. The way of the future.
Thank you for your time.
Al Gore Won’t Help Lindsay Lohan
Al Gore has denied he is going to help Lindsay Lohan salvage her reputation.
The 20-year-old actress sent an email to friends and lawyers claiming the former US Vice President had offered to help her clean up her image, but he has been quick to disassociate himself from the claims.
In a statement released yesterday (12.07.06), a representative for Gore said: “I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests.”
Lindsay had claimed in her email: “Al Gore will help me. He came up to me and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me.”
She also wrote: “Hilary (sic) Clinton, Bill Clinton…. would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.”
But representatives for both Bill and Hilary have refused to comment on the subject.
Lindsay wanted to call upon the politicians to help her, “release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press,” as a vehicle for her opinions on, “how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people. Because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.”
So, first of all, this could well be the sanest decision that Gore has made since he left his VP gig. Secondly, who is looking out for this young woman? Yes, yes, I know she is 20 years old. She’s considered an adult, capable of making her own decisions. But she has the mental capacity of a 13 year old. Moreover, she is clearly operating in a different dimension than the rest of us. I won’t even discuss the sub-par education she has apparently received…
My guess is that she will join Kurt Cobain and River Phoenix before she’s 22. Her family and friends, managers, agents, etc. will have to carry some level of blame. It’s a pretty well worn tale of young people being allowed to be out of control because they are the big wage earners. It’s not unusual for them to self-destruct and for their “loved ones” to let them; the hangers-on don’t want to be cut off from the money or the fame by offending their little star (hello? Calling all of Michael Jackson’s clan here).
For those of us not in la Lohan’s inner circle, perhaps choosing to not deposit more money in this girl’s pocket is the best we can do for her. Hopefully, the “impact on our younger generation(s)” she claims she has is that these girls will not want to be like her.